Getting The Knickers Down
Before I begin to rabbit on, I must welcome back Lee Lee, who I hadn't heard from for a while. I thought he'd vanished off the face of the earth, or I upset him with my man-bashing! Hee hee! Also, thanks to Stu for the gmail account.
Lee Lee wants to know what does get my knickers down and I have to say that there isn't any one thing that is guaranteed to get them down. In the past it's been a combination of how well I've known someone, personality, humour, charm, and........booze. I think it will be a lot harder for a man to relieve me of my delicates now because I'm sober when I'm out and sharp as a razor blade. Some of the imbeciles I went out with before wouldn't have stood a chance in hell of getting my knickers down if alcohol hadn't had it's part to play! (I know, I'm a b*tch!)
I have a few friends who f*ck like rabbits, but they are all a few years younger than me, and the majority of my friends are like me now where they don't let the knickers down so readily. Also, most of the sexually frivolous friends I have are male.
One thing that's for sure is that nobody will be getting my knickers down the first time I meet them, unless they are Brad Pitt / Colin Farrell / Morris Chestnut /or the guy that plays Dennis in Eastenders , and then I may have to make concessions!
I've watched 14 out 24 episodes series 1 of 24 this week. I am addicted, although Jack annoys me because he has that male pride and arrogance that seems to have him convinced that he is invincible and that he can do it all. I almost want something to happen to the wife or daughter just to see him knocked off his perch (don't tell me if something does!)
I think I am meeting one of the guys I speed-dated last week. He's a shorter version of Jude Law. Ish! He claims to be an investment banker or financial broker (can't remember which). I was a bit suspicious because out of 20 dates, more than half claimed to be investment bankers or financial brokers. I wonder if they think that it's what women want to hear....
Also, yet again, I have had my theory proved that men do not know how to be friends with women . My friend has broken up with her husband recently, and since she has told her male friends, they are now calling her all the time, flirting etc, when she only used to hear from them occasionally. I've warned her not to be naive. She's tried to rationalise it. I told her straight: "They're trying to f*ck you!"
She can talk with them, meet up with them, as long as she remembers to keep her wits about her, and that they are all trying to get in her knickers down. Honestly, whatever happened to comforting a woman in her time of need? Why are they are trying to slip her the mickey? Shame on them! I think that men think that all women need a man in their life. When men break up with women, their homing radars on their penises immediately (sometimes subconsciously) seek out a replacement, and because of this, men are under the misguided impression that women do it too. Oh dear.....
Lee Lee wants to know what does get my knickers down and I have to say that there isn't any one thing that is guaranteed to get them down. In the past it's been a combination of how well I've known someone, personality, humour, charm, and........booze. I think it will be a lot harder for a man to relieve me of my delicates now because I'm sober when I'm out and sharp as a razor blade. Some of the imbeciles I went out with before wouldn't have stood a chance in hell of getting my knickers down if alcohol hadn't had it's part to play! (I know, I'm a b*tch!)
I have a few friends who f*ck like rabbits, but they are all a few years younger than me, and the majority of my friends are like me now where they don't let the knickers down so readily. Also, most of the sexually frivolous friends I have are male.
One thing that's for sure is that nobody will be getting my knickers down the first time I meet them, unless they are Brad Pitt / Colin Farrell / Morris Chestnut /or the guy that plays Dennis in Eastenders , and then I may have to make concessions!
I've watched 14 out 24 episodes series 1 of 24 this week. I am addicted, although Jack annoys me because he has that male pride and arrogance that seems to have him convinced that he is invincible and that he can do it all. I almost want something to happen to the wife or daughter just to see him knocked off his perch (don't tell me if something does!)
I think I am meeting one of the guys I speed-dated last week. He's a shorter version of Jude Law. Ish! He claims to be an investment banker or financial broker (can't remember which). I was a bit suspicious because out of 20 dates, more than half claimed to be investment bankers or financial brokers. I wonder if they think that it's what women want to hear....
Also, yet again, I have had my theory proved that men do not know how to be friends with women . My friend has broken up with her husband recently, and since she has told her male friends, they are now calling her all the time, flirting etc, when she only used to hear from them occasionally. I've warned her not to be naive. She's tried to rationalise it. I told her straight: "They're trying to f*ck you!"
She can talk with them, meet up with them, as long as she remembers to keep her wits about her, and that they are all trying to get in her knickers down. Honestly, whatever happened to comforting a woman in her time of need? Why are they are trying to slip her the mickey? Shame on them! I think that men think that all women need a man in their life. When men break up with women, their homing radars on their penises immediately (sometimes subconsciously) seek out a replacement, and because of this, men are under the misguided impression that women do it too. Oh dear.....
2 Comments:
24 is my favourite show of all time - the first season is the benchmark and thoroughly addictive stuff, but make sure you watch all three seasons - you'll be on the edge of your seat. Oh, and by the way - Gmail invite is now sent!
I've been away on company training course/holiday in the US. Had a blast visitng the Grand Canyon, San Francisco and trying to outdrink a German collegue! Dont worry about the man bashing. I try to refute your claims but most of the time you're right!
About your friend, were the guys up front about getting into her knickers? They could be worst and tried to get into her knickers while she was married - ok i can hear you thinking that's such a guy thing to say! lol
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