Weekends Over - Naughty Men
I had just over 4 hours sleep last night, following a very long night of dancing with the girls. I woke up at 9.35am and not matter how much I willed myself to go back to sleep it just wasn't happening because I reeked of smoke, felt ridiculously thirsty and I had to take my tablets. After throwing myself in the shower, changing all the bed linen, and having my breakfast, in between watching Hollyoaks, I tried to go back to sleep just after 12. Then I remembered that I was going to my brothers for dinner, so I had to make it a cat nap instead. I felt like sh*te by the time I got on the tube!
My brother made me a lovely dinner of this enormous cod and salmon fishcake, and like a true man, he told me to make sure that I told my mum that he had cooked dinner from scratch! Do men always have to be patted on the back for everything they do? We had a lovely afternoon chatting and flopping in front of the TV, and I admit to dozing off for about an hour and feeling like someone had run me over when I woke up! Fortunately my brother had a hard night too and was snoring away beside me. Apparently he pulled and didn't make it home till this morning.
I had a half hearted read of that weekly mens mag Zoo , and it was full of tits and ass! When I closed my eyes to the images, the editorial was quite funny though. I read womens magazines and they don't have lots of naked men cavorting all over the place. Is something like Zoo representative of what men like? I would hate to think that you can only get men to read or buy something if it's been propped up by tits and ass!
I didn't pull last night but I did have a few dances and one of them may have some potential in the future. I need to suss out whether he has baggage though so I refuse to get even remotely excited. Plus I can honestly say that he is more 'fun' potential than relationship potential. I think that men need to realise that whilst women are not looking for emotional diarrahea, if a man has baggage or just wants some fun instead of a relationship, we would appreciate being told. I like to make an informed decision based on having all evidence at hand!
My brother was telling me that a close friend of his has broken up with her boyfriend of several years, and that despite seeming like a very nice guy, he told his girlfriend that he no longer loved her whilst on holiday and then cheated on her to add salt to the wound. This was after getting her to give up her job to pursue interests with him. My brother told me that there are two types of bad men: Men that let you know that they're dicks and men who act like they are sweetness and light, but are dicks underneath. I love my brother!
It's the conundrum - Which would a woman prefer? The man who lets you know up front that he's going to screw you, or the one that plays you finely tuned guitar, charms you, and then screws you anyway?
I received this email yesterday from one of the speed-daters. I have no idea who he is, but the guy is strange!
"Hi
Friend eh?...and there was i falling in love with you!
Cheers"
Hot tip guys - This is not the way to a womans heart. This is how a man can look a little weird and what the hell am I supposed to respond to that. He didn't even identify himself!
I'm watching chav tv, I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and amongst the Z list celebs entering, I've just heard Sophie Anderton say something about people assume that she's a blank canvas and a clothes horse and she wants to show people that she's more than that. I assume she was being ironic!
My brother made me a lovely dinner of this enormous cod and salmon fishcake, and like a true man, he told me to make sure that I told my mum that he had cooked dinner from scratch! Do men always have to be patted on the back for everything they do? We had a lovely afternoon chatting and flopping in front of the TV, and I admit to dozing off for about an hour and feeling like someone had run me over when I woke up! Fortunately my brother had a hard night too and was snoring away beside me. Apparently he pulled and didn't make it home till this morning.
I had a half hearted read of that weekly mens mag Zoo , and it was full of tits and ass! When I closed my eyes to the images, the editorial was quite funny though. I read womens magazines and they don't have lots of naked men cavorting all over the place. Is something like Zoo representative of what men like? I would hate to think that you can only get men to read or buy something if it's been propped up by tits and ass!
I didn't pull last night but I did have a few dances and one of them may have some potential in the future. I need to suss out whether he has baggage though so I refuse to get even remotely excited. Plus I can honestly say that he is more 'fun' potential than relationship potential. I think that men need to realise that whilst women are not looking for emotional diarrahea, if a man has baggage or just wants some fun instead of a relationship, we would appreciate being told. I like to make an informed decision based on having all evidence at hand!
My brother was telling me that a close friend of his has broken up with her boyfriend of several years, and that despite seeming like a very nice guy, he told his girlfriend that he no longer loved her whilst on holiday and then cheated on her to add salt to the wound. This was after getting her to give up her job to pursue interests with him. My brother told me that there are two types of bad men: Men that let you know that they're dicks and men who act like they are sweetness and light, but are dicks underneath. I love my brother!
It's the conundrum - Which would a woman prefer? The man who lets you know up front that he's going to screw you, or the one that plays you finely tuned guitar, charms you, and then screws you anyway?
I received this email yesterday from one of the speed-daters. I have no idea who he is, but the guy is strange!
"Hi
Friend eh?...and there was i falling in love with you!
Cheers"
Hot tip guys - This is not the way to a womans heart. This is how a man can look a little weird and what the hell am I supposed to respond to that. He didn't even identify himself!
I'm watching chav tv, I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and amongst the Z list celebs entering, I've just heard Sophie Anderton say something about people assume that she's a blank canvas and a clothes horse and she wants to show people that she's more than that. I assume she was being ironic!
1 Comments:
What an interesting post, NML! I have so much to say...
the reason why Zoo has all the T&A is because men are visual creatures. Women like words, men like pictures. That's why they like porn and naked pictures of their girlfriends. To this day, The Big Ex requests photos with every email I send. How ridiculous!
This friend of your brothers--the one whose boyfriend announced he was no longer in love, cheated on her and talked her into quitting her job--sounds just like Lady Starfish's ex-husband. He talked her into quitting her nice job since he made lots of money. She agreed and put in her two-week's notice. A week later, she just came home from work one day, only to find out that he had moved out! He left a note saying he just didn't want to be married anymore. She tried, but couldn't get her job back since she had already put in her notice and they had already replaced her. Within a couple of months, he was sleeping with one of her friends. Then he started calling her and showing up at her house drunk ALL THE TIME. Finally we think he has stopped (almost two years later!). Thank God her name was on the house or she would have lost that too! Bastard!
Anyway, I would always prefer the guy who is upfront about being an asshole, because the one who keeps his asshole ways covert is really lying, IMHO. I'll take honesty any day over dishonesty. Anything is better than the feeling of being betrayed/made a fool.
What an odd email...what was the point of it? Yet another example of how men are terrible communicators! Maybe he should have sent you a picture since they communicate visually! Ha!
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