You've Gotta Flush After You Push!
I had a horrid experience with my cow of a flatmates boyfriend today which involves pooh and him semi-dressed! Now as anybody who is reading this knows, I am off at the moment and having some blissful me time, which seems to be interrupted by something unpleasant each day!
I was in the kitchen this morning and I heard a strange noise, but because it didn't happen again, I chose to forget about it. A couple of hours later I was dressed and ready to head out when I heard a banging noise in the kitchen and decided to investigate. What do I find but my flippin' hallway smelling like a serious case of the bubble guts (ie. runs) and him rooting in his girlfriends cupboard with his dressing gown half open as if he friggin lives here!
He kept his head hidden in the cupboard because the smell of his fragrant sh*t hung ominously in the air between us. I took something out the fridge and studiously ignored him on my way out.
I came back in the afternoon after hanging out with my friend Nac for a few hours (we had a lovely catch up and had a bitch about our exes!) and just as I'm sitting down to go for a wee, I realise the toilet is chock full of his sh*t! Sweet mother of Jesus! I nearly f*cking threw up! I have to swear by the way - I feel dizzy just remembering!
I cannot wait to move because the only sh*t I'll smell is my own or any visitors! (Not that I admit that I sh*t as I'm like the Queen - joke!) I am a firm believer that people have to go when they have to go (except for at work unless truly, truly desperate) but there is no need to leave behind a big friggin flag saying that not only have you taken a sh*t but that you have no respect for hygiene or my bloody bathroom!
And of course he pees on the toilet seat!
I've got a work do tomorrow evening with clients and agencies. I'd better dress up just in case there is any totty!
Oh and courtesy of my friend at The Final Broadcast, I'm getting a gmail account! I know this is a good thing, I just have no idea why! F*ck it! At least I have one! I work for a company in the technology industry so I'm sure that this will give me kudos! Hee hee! (I say in a Michael Jackson voice!)
I was in the kitchen this morning and I heard a strange noise, but because it didn't happen again, I chose to forget about it. A couple of hours later I was dressed and ready to head out when I heard a banging noise in the kitchen and decided to investigate. What do I find but my flippin' hallway smelling like a serious case of the bubble guts (ie. runs) and him rooting in his girlfriends cupboard with his dressing gown half open as if he friggin lives here!
He kept his head hidden in the cupboard because the smell of his fragrant sh*t hung ominously in the air between us. I took something out the fridge and studiously ignored him on my way out.
I came back in the afternoon after hanging out with my friend Nac for a few hours (we had a lovely catch up and had a bitch about our exes!) and just as I'm sitting down to go for a wee, I realise the toilet is chock full of his sh*t! Sweet mother of Jesus! I nearly f*cking threw up! I have to swear by the way - I feel dizzy just remembering!
I cannot wait to move because the only sh*t I'll smell is my own or any visitors! (Not that I admit that I sh*t as I'm like the Queen - joke!) I am a firm believer that people have to go when they have to go (except for at work unless truly, truly desperate) but there is no need to leave behind a big friggin flag saying that not only have you taken a sh*t but that you have no respect for hygiene or my bloody bathroom!
And of course he pees on the toilet seat!
I've got a work do tomorrow evening with clients and agencies. I'd better dress up just in case there is any totty!
Oh and courtesy of my friend at The Final Broadcast, I'm getting a gmail account! I know this is a good thing, I just have no idea why! F*ck it! At least I have one! I work for a company in the technology industry so I'm sure that this will give me kudos! Hee hee! (I say in a Michael Jackson voice!)
2 Comments:
Hey! As soon as I get another invite, it's yours - I've had no reply from Gmail yet so hold fire on the account. It's Sod's law that when I get one, it doesn't work. :)
I have many invites if you want one of mine ...
Post a Comment
Links to this post:
Create a Link
<< Home