Bigus Dickus - Does Size Really Matter?
Willies are all the rage at the moment. Or depending on your turn of phrase, dicks, c*cks, penises, dumbsticks, lovesticks, magicsticks, willies etc. Whatever the word, the fact that size matters seem to be a topic of conversation with those around me. Now it could mean that everybody I know is dick obsessed, but I think people just like to banter about dicks because they make a good topic of conversation.
When I was out on Friday, in super-NML fashion, I got a girl to fess up on the details of a hot romance with a certain blogger that shall remain unnamed! Now I was looking for her to tell me how the hell the two of them had gotten together in the first place, and whilst she did give me the details, what she seemed to focus on was the fact that he had a big dick. In fact, she told me it was the biggest that she'd ever had. I howled with laughter as I know this guy very well (not that way!) and his head (the one on his shoulders!) would swell to massive proportions. Now I did wonder if she was doing the whole cliche thing because he's black (seemingly every black man is supposed to be hung like a donkey) and she made such a song and dance about it being a big one, but her fascination with his size seems to have explained her near obsession with him. It didn't seem to matter that he wasn't interested in anything long term with her..........
Or take my friend John (B's boyfriend) - Every opportunity he gets he goes on and on about how big his dick is. I keep telling him that those who talk about it don't usually have anything to talk about, but he insists that he has 'plenty' to talk about. He is really, really proud of it and I'm sure that it's his best friend in the universe. John, it's not how big it is, it's what you do with the damn thing! B will of course have her own 'views' on such things!
I was over at Breakup Babe's and she also had some Bigus Dickus, and it made me realise what we are willing to put up with a man has a big willy and knows how to work it like a pro. We will forgo conversation, a meeting of the minds, and a chance to build a relationship for men that have little else to them other than what hangs between their legs. I know women who have lost everything over a man that will sex them right. I know women who are so blinded by how good they get it from guys that are mucking them around, that there is just no reasoning with them.
Fortunately I have never been one of these women because I've always been able to separate dick and good sex from the other stuff that I need to be paying attention to. Sex is not a weapon when you're around me! I don't care how good you do it. If you mess NML round, I'll turf your arse out. Just ask my exes! ;-)
And I mustn't forget the 'debates' I have when I get together with the girls. I find that the women I know fit into 2 clubs:
1: The Just Enough To Make You Feel A Little Uncomfortable Club
2: The So Big It Feels Like it Could Tip Your Throat When He's Inside You Club
And harsh as it is, I am yet to come across any members of the yet to be formed The So Small That I Mistake It For a Finger Club. Let me know if you want a membership card......
I'm from the first club, and a distinct believer that size does matter. Whilst I won't claim to have been around the block, I have enough experience to know that I do not like being ridden ragged by a big willy for ages. For me personally, it is a one way ticket to a UTI/cystitis, and being left feeling more than a little raw. Some people seem to like this because for the next day or so, they can relive the memory of every ecstasy filled moment (or in my case wince inducing moment) with every step they take and every wee they make.
I am positive that the prospect of cystitis (guys, you have no idea what it feels like to feel like you're passing glass!) is enough to actually make me tense up further. I may take steroids and have got a little bigger in places, but not where it matters in this case!
I believe that a healthy combination of girth (nobody wants a pencil) and length is just what is needed. You know it's there, but you don't have to think it's still there for days after you've left him! Also, maybe it's just me, but what if you had so much bigus-dickus that you got all wide down there?
I know lots of women that claim to love big dicks or 'Bigus Dickus' - all card carrying members of the second club. Part of their excitement is just seeing one and the prospect of what it will do to them. For some of them, the fact that it's big (width normally has its part to play here) is all they need to get pleasure and he doesn't have to do much to get them going. I don't think there's very much creativity to this - It's just that thin line between pleasure and pain......
And then there's dicks so small that, well, you can't feel a thing. Now I must say that small is in the eye of the beholder/receiver. The only time when we're all going to agree that it's definitely small is when it's the size of your thumb/cocktail sausage. There is no disputing the size in that case! But I think it's safe to say that one woman's small dick is another woman's average dick.
Think about it: If you're a woman that has been getting a good seeing to from lets say something that's the size of a large banana, and then you get something more reminiscent of a cocktail sausage, of course you're going to friggin complain! But if you're a woman who has had average sized dicks then you might be able to accommodate something slightly smaller.
Ultimately great sex is about a connection between two people, but size or how you fit together will help to make that great connection in the first place. Has anybody ever had amazing kisses with someone and felt like you've got an unbelievable connection, only to be left disappointed between the sheets? I'm sure it's happened to us all.
One of the things that will make every man paranoid is when you're out having a few drinks and you measure the distance between his thumb and index finger. Apparently this old wives tale claims that it indicates the length of his dick and you'd be amazed at how the guys try to stretch their fingers to impossible lengths! Or just look at a guys shoes for long enough and he'll get a little paranoid!
Oh and just so you do know guys, it's about what you do with it. You can have the biggest dick in the world, but if you don't know how to do it, you've got a drill with no drill bit, a nut with no bolt, bread but no butter, sugar but no Koolaid, ham but no burger. The sh*t's not right!
Now I'm off to bed. All this dick talk has left me feeling.............tired!
When I was out on Friday, in super-NML fashion, I got a girl to fess up on the details of a hot romance with a certain blogger that shall remain unnamed! Now I was looking for her to tell me how the hell the two of them had gotten together in the first place, and whilst she did give me the details, what she seemed to focus on was the fact that he had a big dick. In fact, she told me it was the biggest that she'd ever had. I howled with laughter as I know this guy very well (not that way!) and his head (the one on his shoulders!) would swell to massive proportions. Now I did wonder if she was doing the whole cliche thing because he's black (seemingly every black man is supposed to be hung like a donkey) and she made such a song and dance about it being a big one, but her fascination with his size seems to have explained her near obsession with him. It didn't seem to matter that he wasn't interested in anything long term with her..........
Or take my friend John (B's boyfriend) - Every opportunity he gets he goes on and on about how big his dick is. I keep telling him that those who talk about it don't usually have anything to talk about, but he insists that he has 'plenty' to talk about. He is really, really proud of it and I'm sure that it's his best friend in the universe. John, it's not how big it is, it's what you do with the damn thing! B will of course have her own 'views' on such things!
I was over at Breakup Babe's and she also had some Bigus Dickus, and it made me realise what we are willing to put up with a man has a big willy and knows how to work it like a pro. We will forgo conversation, a meeting of the minds, and a chance to build a relationship for men that have little else to them other than what hangs between their legs. I know women who have lost everything over a man that will sex them right. I know women who are so blinded by how good they get it from guys that are mucking them around, that there is just no reasoning with them.
Fortunately I have never been one of these women because I've always been able to separate dick and good sex from the other stuff that I need to be paying attention to. Sex is not a weapon when you're around me! I don't care how good you do it. If you mess NML round, I'll turf your arse out. Just ask my exes! ;-)
And I mustn't forget the 'debates' I have when I get together with the girls. I find that the women I know fit into 2 clubs:
1: The Just Enough To Make You Feel A Little Uncomfortable Club
2: The So Big It Feels Like it Could Tip Your Throat When He's Inside You Club
And harsh as it is, I am yet to come across any members of the yet to be formed The So Small That I Mistake It For a Finger Club. Let me know if you want a membership card......
I'm from the first club, and a distinct believer that size does matter. Whilst I won't claim to have been around the block, I have enough experience to know that I do not like being ridden ragged by a big willy for ages. For me personally, it is a one way ticket to a UTI/cystitis, and being left feeling more than a little raw. Some people seem to like this because for the next day or so, they can relive the memory of every ecstasy filled moment (or in my case wince inducing moment) with every step they take and every wee they make.
I am positive that the prospect of cystitis (guys, you have no idea what it feels like to feel like you're passing glass!) is enough to actually make me tense up further. I may take steroids and have got a little bigger in places, but not where it matters in this case!
I believe that a healthy combination of girth (nobody wants a pencil) and length is just what is needed. You know it's there, but you don't have to think it's still there for days after you've left him! Also, maybe it's just me, but what if you had so much bigus-dickus that you got all wide down there?
I know lots of women that claim to love big dicks or 'Bigus Dickus' - all card carrying members of the second club. Part of their excitement is just seeing one and the prospect of what it will do to them. For some of them, the fact that it's big (width normally has its part to play here) is all they need to get pleasure and he doesn't have to do much to get them going. I don't think there's very much creativity to this - It's just that thin line between pleasure and pain......
And then there's dicks so small that, well, you can't feel a thing. Now I must say that small is in the eye of the beholder/receiver. The only time when we're all going to agree that it's definitely small is when it's the size of your thumb/cocktail sausage. There is no disputing the size in that case! But I think it's safe to say that one woman's small dick is another woman's average dick.
Think about it: If you're a woman that has been getting a good seeing to from lets say something that's the size of a large banana, and then you get something more reminiscent of a cocktail sausage, of course you're going to friggin complain! But if you're a woman who has had average sized dicks then you might be able to accommodate something slightly smaller.
Ultimately great sex is about a connection between two people, but size or how you fit together will help to make that great connection in the first place. Has anybody ever had amazing kisses with someone and felt like you've got an unbelievable connection, only to be left disappointed between the sheets? I'm sure it's happened to us all.
One of the things that will make every man paranoid is when you're out having a few drinks and you measure the distance between his thumb and index finger. Apparently this old wives tale claims that it indicates the length of his dick and you'd be amazed at how the guys try to stretch their fingers to impossible lengths! Or just look at a guys shoes for long enough and he'll get a little paranoid!
Oh and just so you do know guys, it's about what you do with it. You can have the biggest dick in the world, but if you don't know how to do it, you've got a drill with no drill bit, a nut with no bolt, bread but no butter, sugar but no Koolaid, ham but no burger. The sh*t's not right!
Now I'm off to bed. All this dick talk has left me feeling.............tired!
21 Comments:
I just heard on the radio that the upper two inches or so of a woman's cervix/vaginal area is devoid of nerve endings. So, even if there is anythign there, we couldn't feel it. So, I guess that means that 4-5 inches can suffice.
Cripes sexandmoxie...what radio programme where you listening to!
NML...it's not the size of the wave, it's the motion of the ocean! Fnar fnar! ;-)
Hmm...
I don't know whether to feel secretly pleased or slightly inadequate now... :oS
The biggest wangs I've ever seen HAVE hung off of black men. One even gave me a vaginal tear. No lie. Doctor treated and everything. However, one cat in particular was very average to small sized. He knew how to operate it, though! One of my girlfriends at work said her first boyfriend, a white guy, was packing 11 and 3/4 inches of cockkkkkk!
That was very well-said! And size doesn't always equate to good performance ;-)
Wow... pretty x-rated stuff at NML's tonight! I'm glad I logged on! ;-)
OK, so I hate sounding like I've been through thousands of guys (I haven't) but I've been with enough to have seen the gammut: soup-can-sized (ow! ow! ow!) all the way down to smaller-than-cocktail-sausage (no kidding.) And in all cases, the most pleasurable experiences haven't been about the size of the guy. The best experiences, the ones I played over in my head on occasion even years later, have been about a) what the guy has done with it, but more importantly, b) how he treats you from start to finish.
A big dick is fine, and knowing how to use it is great, but ultimately, sex is supposed to be about pleasure for both partners and while the intercourse stuff is fine, there's so much more to sex than just the wham, bam, thankyouma'am. And for those guys who don't realize that the foreplay is the part that women really need, the ones who do a bit of kissing, hang out near the breasts for a moment or two and then 'get down to business?' I write them off as not skilled or 'in need of work.'
Maybe that's harsh. But the fact of the matter is, for the majority of women, the Big O usually does not result from intercourse alone, and it certainly is not a guarantee just because you happen to have someone willing in bed with you.
In my opinion, in fact, women got stuck holding the short end of the stick (no pun intended...heh. :) where sex is concerned. Men can get off any time, any place, in almost any circumstance (ok, that might be taking it a bit far) but the point is, women are a bit more complex and the best sex is had with someone who understands this and works to figure out what it is that his partner really likes.
Well, ideally, the answer is both: someone with one large enough *and* knows how to use it. Too big can hurt, I hear, but hey, women want bigger willies, and guys want nice breasts and a tight butt. Guess that makes us even.
But the guy equivalent of 'how you use it' for a woman is basically her sensuality and how h*rny she can make you feel - there are women out there that are the sexual equivalent of an amoeba, and that's just no fun if she doesn't give you a rise.
How did I get on this subject?!?
I wonder though...if you have a really large willie does that make you, on average, less attentive to other things like foreplay? I mean, after all, since size *does* matter to a lot of women, maybe guys wiht big willies haven't had to work at proving their prowess in other areas...
Just a thought.
It is NOT, and never will be, 'work'!
SexandMoxie - Sounds like properganda to me ;-) Maybe they're trying to recruit members to the 3rd club....;-)
PPQ - Loving the cheesiness of that comment!
Serial Loser - I hope you feel secretly pleased. The inadequacy is in the eye of the beholder/receiver ;-)
HDL - Fookin hell! I was a bit open mouthed at that comment! A vaginal f*cking tear?! Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans! I must admit that almost all of the biggest 'wangs' (new word for me) have been from black guys, although I did go out with a white guy known as The Anaconda. Lived up to to the name but too painful to be any fun! 11.75!!!!!!! Have mercy! It is all about how you work it though..... :-)
BB - Atta girl! I very wholeheartedly agree ;-)
Zee - You are my sweetheart. Everything that you have said is totally spot on. I love what you said about 'in need of work'! I have been there and 'done' that. They are the guys that kiss you, give the perfunctory squeeze of the nipples/boobs and then straight to the knickers. I think they think that we're supposed to be grateful! Men can get off almost all of the time no matter what is going on in other aspects of their lives. I have great sex if the mind, body and soul is at one :-) Work it Zee!
DD - Hellllo! I'm sure you don't disappoint DD as I suspect that you are totally in touch with a womans emotions. Am I bigging you up too much? Nice tits and a tight butt? Hmmmm ;-)
It is a combination of 2 people. It would be a selfish man that got off on it without pleasuring the lady or her being just as enthusiastic....... It's all great fun! :-)
Les Yeux De la Tete - Guys who KNOW they have a big willy definitely don't think they have to make the effort. What they don't realise is that they need to prove their prowess in ALL areas! Just a thought too ;-)
Serial Loser - You have never been a woman on the receiving end of chaffing or a guy that just doesn't know how to motion that ocean! *That's* work!
The Daily Sketch - HELLO! I am very honoured as you haven't visited for ages! Don't comment on your size. I like the air of mystery...You're all sensitive like DD so I'm thinking that you don't need me dishing out advice
;-)
That was much more like it.
Welcome back NML!
The size of the feet myth...is that from the same stable that says the distance between all guys nipples is the same?
wow - talking about the penis certainly got your creative juices flowing - That was a dissertation.
Excuse this blatant self-promotion, but its relevant here...
My blog was supposed to be just about my sex life, but in fact became very penis fixated. My penis. And there are loads of pics....
Sorry - self promotion over.
x
Easy there, lady!
"had to work at proving their prowess in other areas..."
THAT is what I meant by it is never work. In fact, THAT can be the best bloody part of the whole encounter! For me anyway.
Sorry sweetie! But I have something extra special planned to make up for my disappearance. ;) Do ya like surprises? (No stalking involved...i swear)
I'm... hmmmm... trying to think of a... ummm... polite way of putting this... er... without it sounding like a boast, but, if guys are telling you how big they are, a quick test of whether they are telling the truth is to ask them if there are any problems with that. Because there is a big problem (no pun intended) that most people don't consider. That being that... umm... condoms... ordinary sized ones... er... don't fit... and you end up having to buy the extra wide ones which cost a tenner for a packet of five... because otherwise they cut off the circulation which kind of puts a dampener on the whole experience... so anyway thats my twopennyworth and now I'll crawl back under my rock.
I'm so cheesy I need crackers!
;-)
Bedshaped - I'm glad that you approve. I was hurt when you said I'd gone soft! :-) I never heard that one re the nipples but I think I will do a straw poll.
Unfurling - Is that where you get your name from? - Because you have to 'unfurl' your...manhood. I must say I don't get off on willy pics so I'm not sure if I will look...but you never know ;-) I wonder of any of the guys will?....;-)
The Daily Sketch - Shame on you but welcome back! Surprises? Bring it on! No freaky shit though. Don't whip your wily out on the blog or anything......;-)Sorry Unfurling!
Alan - You are too funny and evidently too big for the average man's condom! Lucky you! Cutting off the circulation would look horrible! Ugh! Would give a whole new meaning to a 'swollen' head....
PPQ - Hilarious! Cheesy *and* proud!
Tantric sex and a good size......makes it all work out....
all the schooling i've had about this is from "gossip" and what bf's (or guys) have told me. i've heard a girl can get looser - too often sex, i suppose, but there are exercises she can do! (kleigel, sp?) and like most of your commenters or you, i believe it's more about a connection existing that will make any average one just spectacular. a connection and being really, really into means things will be, uh, slippery down there and not hurt and a connection and real excitement means you can culminate and spazz there (as i've been told) to make it really good for both parties.... not talking as if know a lot of this stuff....
NML, very naughty of you to enquire about the size of your blogger friend's manhood. I'm sure he would blush if he knew you were asking such questions! I agree with the consensus - there has to be a connection there. Admittedly blokes will blow their beans provided they can find a space that's moist, warm and fairly tight - however if there is no connection then it's unmemorable. The kind of sex that leaves you thinking; "I may as well have stayed at home, flown solo and finally got round to organising my DVD collection by genre then by alphabet"...or something along those lines....
Oh, I so couldn't live without commenting on this one with my favorite pirated line from some female comic who touted herself as "Andrea Dice Clay":
And he says to me "Sweetheart, am I hurtin you?" And I says "Hurtin me hell, the last time I saw something that small it had an eraser on the end".
Size matters to a degree...but skill and that old magical "somethin somethin" that makes your toes curl when he kisses you -- that matters a whole lot more!
Lets face it, we women are boldly and valiantly facing the challenges of modern sexual relationships in new ways -- we are finally putting our feets up and reciting "It's all about me" when it comes to being in the sack.
If a man's not an attentive lover, what's the point? Fortunately for us, modern technology has provided us with the wonderfully talented and always loveable Rabbit (and rechargeable batteries) -- I hear they even have a waterproof model now....
Speaking of which... would it be safe to assume that the sizes referred to in toy catalogues are "average", or do we as women unknowingly victimize men by purchasing these toys that are larger than average? Just asking...
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