Tis The Season to Be Jolly..and Robbed if You're Not Careful!
I forced myself to tackle my Christmas shopping today and when I was getting the bus down Oxford Street, a woman tapped me out of my iPod stupor to point out that a guy was trying to rob me. It took a moment for it to sink in and there was this uncomfortable moment when the accuser, the accused and I were staring at each other. Fortunately it was time for me to get off and go into Selfridges (God I love that store) but I was scared because he just kept staring at me and as I got off he said to the accuser that he should spit in her face! I thanked her as I was getting off and had forgotten about it by the time I was surrounded by handbags. Imagine my shock when I left over an hour later to go home on a different bus and he was standing a couple of metres away! He kept looking at me and there was such a temptation to shout 'Thief' but he wasn't actually robbing me and you don't know who has a gun or a knife these days! He kept watching me and I prayed that there wasn't going to be a scene and he got off a while after.
The bus was ram packed and I stood at the bottom of the stairs trying not to sing out loud to my iPod and at one point I looked up and there was a guy leaning over the barriers of the top deck staring down at me. I smiled at him and quickly looked back down and when he came down the stairs a while later he smirked at me and I giggled. I didn't fancy him but I liked his cheekiness and he didn't say anything cheesy. I looked out the window as he got off the bus and as he walked along the pavement, he looked back and stared through the window at me smiling....and walked straight into a woman holding her child in her arms! Do you know how weird it looks when a woman is crying with laughter on her own on the bus?
It's been quite a chilled weekend after a very hectic week although this was mostly down to the fact that I haven't been feeling too well with this bloody sarcoidosis and felt it best to behave myself and catch up on the monstrous amount of things I needed to do and get some rest. There was no lie in for me yesterday though as I had a kinesiology session which was good and has given me some pointers for dealing with this disease. I do need to change my environment to deal with the work and Male Best Friend issue and need to generally keep emotional stress down to a minimum as my immune system is sensitive to it. There's still no alcohol and I can't eat a host of things but I'm used to it now. The recent scare with my mum has had an effect on me and I developed a couple of lumps in the latter part of the week which has made it uncomfortable when I'm walking. Boo hoo! I'm fine though and enjoying myself.
Seemingly my bros have been fighting at home which has actually entertained my mum. I was horrified when I heard but she thinks they need to get it out of their system. I don't know all the details but the 26 and 20 year old one have been scrappin and my ma and the 16 year old were in stitches laughing as they watched. I think I need to go home and crack the whip and restore some order!
Check out these postcards on Baggage Reclaim which include some cheeky Christmas greetings plus others for occasions that I've made up!
I was introduced by my friend G on Friday night to a group of his friends that I have met countless times but he keeps forgetting, and he said to them "She's single and 28" which feeling outraged I replied "But not desperate!" Fortunately they realised that I meant desperate in general not desperate if I was with one of them....
The bus was ram packed and I stood at the bottom of the stairs trying not to sing out loud to my iPod and at one point I looked up and there was a guy leaning over the barriers of the top deck staring down at me. I smiled at him and quickly looked back down and when he came down the stairs a while later he smirked at me and I giggled. I didn't fancy him but I liked his cheekiness and he didn't say anything cheesy. I looked out the window as he got off the bus and as he walked along the pavement, he looked back and stared through the window at me smiling....and walked straight into a woman holding her child in her arms! Do you know how weird it looks when a woman is crying with laughter on her own on the bus?
It's been quite a chilled weekend after a very hectic week although this was mostly down to the fact that I haven't been feeling too well with this bloody sarcoidosis and felt it best to behave myself and catch up on the monstrous amount of things I needed to do and get some rest. There was no lie in for me yesterday though as I had a kinesiology session which was good and has given me some pointers for dealing with this disease. I do need to change my environment to deal with the work and Male Best Friend issue and need to generally keep emotional stress down to a minimum as my immune system is sensitive to it. There's still no alcohol and I can't eat a host of things but I'm used to it now. The recent scare with my mum has had an effect on me and I developed a couple of lumps in the latter part of the week which has made it uncomfortable when I'm walking. Boo hoo! I'm fine though and enjoying myself.
Seemingly my bros have been fighting at home which has actually entertained my mum. I was horrified when I heard but she thinks they need to get it out of their system. I don't know all the details but the 26 and 20 year old one have been scrappin and my ma and the 16 year old were in stitches laughing as they watched. I think I need to go home and crack the whip and restore some order!
Check out these postcards on Baggage Reclaim which include some cheeky Christmas greetings plus others for occasions that I've made up!
I was introduced by my friend G on Friday night to a group of his friends that I have met countless times but he keeps forgetting, and he said to them "She's single and 28" which feeling outraged I replied "But not desperate!" Fortunately they realised that I meant desperate in general not desperate if I was with one of them....


19 Comments:
You know you're a true citygirl when you can casually mention that you were nearly robbed by a psycho.
One thing - MBF is still an issue?
"Fortunately they realised that I meant desperate in general not desperate if I was with one of them...." THAT is hilarious!! With the luck I have, it wouldn't have been so!
That's scary. I think I would have been far more freaked out at almost being robbed!
Oh and I checked out the postcards on Baggage - love em!!
Email me - I have a couple of ideas for articles for you :o)
Yeah, you seemed really chill with the whole almost being robbed thing. I tend to lose myself in my iPod alot as well, i feel you on that one.
You should've totally punked out that robber in public. He would've been an idiot to try anything with that many people standing around. I don't have an iPod yet, but will soon get one. Hopefully I won't have that same sort of crazy adventure when I'm lost in the music!!!
NML!
You need to be careful with those who are out to hurt people.
Your IPOD is YELLING at them to ATTACK you b/c you are not paying attention to your surroundings.
THAT is exactly how they choose people to take advantage of.
Think about it and be more cautious in the future.
Oh my gosh girl!!! You nearly got robbed, he seemed to be a weirdo, it looks like he followed you and you still went shopping! I need some of your courage.
Seriously though young lady, listen to your body, get some rest and "Hey, lets' be careful out there"!
(I bet you don't know which 80's show that came from - LOL!)
:)x
I felt your nerves girl! That was some seriously crazy shit. Please, please tell me you're carrying pepper spray or something.
By the way, that postcard with the "size" is GREAT! That's a hell of an idea, too. :)
This is why I miss the bus! There are so many freaks and geeks to watch. If it weren't for needing a car for this new gig of mine, I'd SO be no the bus. The friggin' stop is right outside my door! Damn.
I hate that people like that exist in the world. I hate that they affect people I care about worse.
Thank you for all your love over the months. You are a great person and part of my strength and for that I thank you a million times over.
Have a great Holiday season!
All my love,
Joney
XO
Maybe if we ALL sang aloud to our iPods now and then there wouldn't be so many creepy guys on buses...
Umm.. that's supposed to sound uplifting and wonderful not "let's all pretend we're nutters singing on the bus"...
You know.. get the good karma flowing and... ohh ok..
*gets coat*
What's so good about selfridges?
Mia, OOh, I know the answer but I'm not saying.
I get the feeling that at some point the thief was just as scared of you as you were of him.
NYM - After being robbed within 3 hours of moving to London, I don't think anything surprises me!
Serial - Yeah, but not so much of one, but one nonetheless!
Jayc - Hehehe! Well as I think about it, being with one of them would signal desperate times but they don't need to know that!
Serendipity - I couldn't be arsed! I'm glad you like the postcards!
Vixen - There are so many nutters in London that I haven't got the energy to be scared of them all!
Cincy - I was tempted but it did cross my mind that he'd slash me in to little pices there and then so I stayed quiet. I *love* my iPod and I love getting lost in it.
Torren - OK now I feel very naughty! I'm glad I have you to set me straight and I promise to be more cautious in future xx
Mia - Selfridges was calling me and I honestly thought the twat had gone. So much for all of that CSI watching! I soooo need to take it easy! Truthfully, I ahven't a clue!
Sketch - Hey Sketch. Pepperspray is illegal here as they prefer you to lie there and take it..... Thanks! I'm glad that you like the idea. I have my seal of approval now :-)
HDL - Buses have soooo many nutters on them. Load of freaky deeky's. You stay in your car where you're relatively safe!
Joney - What a lovely message! I hope you have a fab Christmas and that next year brings you all you want. Stay cool and stay you xx
Gordon - LOL. I thought it was funny so you can take your coat off!
Mick - I love the shoes and all of the different store areas. Oh and their food hall is great too. I have no idea what the answer is!
DCveR - I let a big dirty laugh for that one. I hope he was!
Hey girl, my step dad is retired but he used to practice accupuncture on patients with your disease. It kind of goes along with the same treatments you are already getting but he said the accupuncture can actually help the immune system. He used to practice on patients with Aids with amazing results. Just wanted to put it out there in case you ever thought about trying a new treatment. Oh, and I'm glad you were not robbed.
scary about the robber - glad to hear you are safe!!
I love it when your eyes meet with a perfect stranger.. even if nothing ever happens, its a small 'connection' in a big world, and encounters like that never cease to make me smile.
NWC - Oh thank you for your advice. I will try it in the New Year. I think that this is the wonderful thing about the internet - you get to come in contact with people who you wouldn't ordinarily meet who can suggest things like this. Thank you :-)
Audrey - It was fun smiling at the stranger actually. I don't think I would actually go out with him, but it's good to flirt!
Don't know if you'll get back to this post but I'll give the answer anyway.
The quote is from Hill Street Blues - a classic in it's day and a real groundbreaker!
Take care sweetie :)x
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